Everyone should have a new middle name. And everyone should read Lonesome No More.
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My new name under Kurt Vonnegut’s Lonesome No More! scheme is:-
John Hollyhock-17 Robb
Hullo there fellow Hollyhocks and Seventeens. Now “Go take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut. Go take a flying fuck at the moooooon.”